You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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