I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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