i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Randomize