Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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