Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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