The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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