Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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