I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Randomize
