ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
id be glad to
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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