Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
