physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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