he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So much Jack, so little girl.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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