seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
wow bdsm is so cute
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