We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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