She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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