Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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