no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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