Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Farmville is her only friend.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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