Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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