2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
