so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
it's like heaven, but drunker
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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