Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
