is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Oh god it's open bar.
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