sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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