It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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