how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
How naked do you want me to be?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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