I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
is wine microwaveable?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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