The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Houston, we have a squirter
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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