She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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