Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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