Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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