you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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