No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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