He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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