found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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