Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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