Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize