remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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