Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
that is very illegal...i love you.
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