i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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