And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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