i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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