I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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