I love black thongs
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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