Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
