chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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