At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He felt like a one man threesome
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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