planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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