Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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