So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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