Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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