he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
