Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
