why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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