I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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